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music of the night

The Wedding Bitch needs your assistance, please. A wedding reception without music is probably a speakeasy. I’ve never been to a speakeasy, so I’m wondering what songs you would want to hear if you went to a wedding. This isn’t … Continue reading

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mr. telephone man

I don’t have a telephone in my house. They annoy me. Daniel Stephenson being the last of the NYC cell phone hold-outs in Timothy James Beck’s HE’S THE ONE (or is it ITHBY?), is modeled after my own cell phone … Continue reading

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deviant slice

A while ago, while doing wedding bitch research, I found this: It reminds me of something. I wonder what? Perhaps this:

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here comes the rain again

What a shitty day. It’s been drab and rainy outside all day today, much to Rex’s chagrin. He’s been either snoozing all day, or he’s been nudging my hand and staring at me expectantly, as if to say, I’m bored! … Continue reading

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this must be the place

I just got back from another Wedding Bitch duty: meeting Chef Aldo at Rouge with Lindsey and Rhonda. I was emphatically nodding my head and saying, “Let’s get married here,” as if I were marrying one or both of them. … Continue reading

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Rex, day three and four

I had to run a Wedding Bitch errand today and Becky told me that after I left without him Rex whined for a while and then plopped down on the floor. He allegedly didn’t move until he heard me return … Continue reading

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a lovely parting gift

I was between Wedding Bitch calls when the phone rang. Sunset Blvd Animal Clinic was calling to let me know that River’s ashes were ready to be picked up at my convenience. I had wondered aloud just the other day … Continue reading

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white wedding

Rhonda and Lindsey have asked me to help them plan their wedding. I get to work the phones to find a location, flowers, caterer, a cake, something to wear, yadda yadda yadda. What some might call the drudgery associated with … Continue reading

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