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this day last year

Happy Anniversary, Lindsey and Rhonda. With love, “The Wedding Bitch” P.S., Sugar’s fine.

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gold rush brides

The brides are back. (They’re gonna save my reputation. hey laaaaa hey la the brides are back.) Rhonda’s wedding day perspective. Lindsey’s wedding day perspective. Glenda’s wedding photos.

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linger

It’s kind of funny that I’m still doing Wedding Bitch dutes after the wedding, and even though the brides are away on their honeymoon. On Sunday Rex and I had to stop by the B&B where the brides spent the … Continue reading

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man in the middle

the brides and the wedding bitch

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big day, pt. 2

I was in the middle of The Wedding Planner, around 3:30 pm, and was trying to relax when the phone rang. It was Becky, who was at Rouge and helping L____ assemble the cakes. There was some sort of air … Continue reading

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big day

And so it’s begun. I’ve been to Rouge once already, to make sure the cake could be brought inside and assembled. I’ve received two phone calls so far. One from the brides, one from a maid of honor. The framework … Continue reading

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a punchup at a wedding

I didn’t want to post this until now, because today the brides were being treated to a relaxing day of fun, but yesterday I began to feel quite ill. I was in the middle of doing my Consuella Agador Spartacus … Continue reading

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if not now

The wedding is this Saturday and with everything that I have to do this week, there was no way I could report for jury duty tomorrow and maintain what little sanity I have left. (Although, that may have worked in … Continue reading

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the first taste

Though I have no plans of ever getting married, I think I would get married if just for the various tastings alone. Tasting the wedding cake was akin to an orgasm, and yesterday the brides and I, along with one … Continue reading

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straightening up the house

I’ve come to realize that I’m living most of Jennifer Lopez’s movie roles. Many years ago I took voice lessons, sang in choirs, and thought about training to be an operatic tenor, but then my singing career died, so that’s … Continue reading

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