Tag Archives: random thought

what have I done to deserve this?

Every year the child within compels me to buy a Cadbury Creme Egg, and every year I’m reminded how disgusting they are.

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , | 5 Comments

i like it

Jane Horrocks rules.

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , | Leave a comment

the sound of silence

September 10 continues to be the same as it is every year since 2001. People post, tweet, update, and comment about how we need to remember 9/11 and then use the event to bolster whatever political point of view they … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

is it just me?

“Let’s Have A Kiki” by the Scissor Sisters (above) reminds me of “Maggie’s Last Party” by VIM (below).

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , | 9 Comments

rock rock (till you drop)

I highly recommend cranking up some Def Leppard songs every now and then and dancing around your apartment/home/van down by the river while singing loudly even though one or both of your dogs/children/Jerhova’s Witnesses selling the Watchtower keep staring at … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , | 7 Comments

i can’t wait

Becky and I are editing another anthology. We’re almost finished reading and editing the stories, and we’re looking forward to being able to reveal our table of contents. In other words, this book is gonna be wicked good!

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , | 4 Comments

Why?

Sometimes I feel like I’m scratching, clawing, scrambling to make something happen and I don’t know what it is or why.

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , | 3 Comments

enough is enough

Your lame made up words annoy me. “Tanorexic” makes no sense. An anorexic person denies themselves food, so calling someone “tanorexic” because they tan too much or too often makes little to no sense. “Guyliner” is ridiculous, because eyeliner is … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , | 12 Comments

dare to be stupid

The warning on my bag of almonds cracks me up. It reads, Allergy Advice: Contains almonds. Somebody is too stupid to live.

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , | 4 Comments

mirror man

It was chilly outside today, so I threw on a pair of jeans and a black turtleneck. While I was putting on my shoes, I caught sight of myself in the mirror and realized I looked like Steve Jobs making … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , | 7 Comments