Hey, that’s not Pixie. It’s Lloyd, Director of Security at Hanley, Inc. The powers that be were being powerful out of town, so I spent one night with The Big H, took her to school, and brought Lloyd to The Compound for one night. Sometimes he takes his job too seriously and protects H from her other dogs, so I brought him home to make sure there would be no accidents, because I’m a good egg.

You are like one million times gooder than those Cadbury Creme Eggs.